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I love the sense of humor of this site. The valentine cards are the best i've seen! Does the book have the same humor?

Am I the only one who hasn't bought this book! Sorry. Sue me. Love teh cards though. Found the perfect sentiment for the yummiest, sexiest, feistola machine in the world (Zoobs, you know who you are!!! Luv ya!!!!!) KST (without tongue!) xxxxxxxxx

I hadn't been here for a while (indeed not since I last needed a card for dengue fever) and was amazed to see both a spanking new design and news of a book! Gadzooks and forsooth! I promptly ordered the book on a whim and experienced many a trouser filling moment and much public embarrassment. Am I supposed to thank you for this? It is now finished (the book, not the soling). Is anyone interested in a heavily soiled copy (of the book, not my trousers)? Best wishes to whoever (whatever?) wrote this feast for the vulgarian.

Love (and kisses on the bottom)

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Fantastic book! Finished it yesterday and really loved it. Now I'm disappointed that I haven't got it to read again for the first time. Any chance of a second volume?

I'm only a very recent convert to Jeremy's wonderfully useful teachings, having found out about this site from the book, so I realise that scarcely makes me current or hip and that anything nice I say will probably have already been said long ago. But I still wanted to record my praise anyway because I thought the book was tremendously funny and I think the whole site is a great achievement. In fact I was so enthusiastic about it that I recorded my praise on Amazon, so I hope I've now done my bit to support the great man's works!

Hmmm ... having shown my support in that way, does that make me an 'honorary' friend of the society, I wonder? ;o)

Big respect to all involved in this!

Yours

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PS Not too pithy I know, but definitely sincere and heartfelt!

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This is all too much. Such loyalty and gratitude. I am overcome.

However, as you can see from my posting, I have since moved on to the white sands of Antigua. Where I am learning how to wait for a tickle at short leg, from Mr Curtley Ambrose.

I have left word in Ocho Rios that all mail is forwarded onto me in Antigua. Sadly, I fear, that the pewter trophy may have to follow me to Bouvet Island in the South Atlantic.

I have read the exciting news about Capt P. Badinage and his claim to have located the journals of 'Joshua' Selman-Troytt.

There is a science vessel of the Norwegian Metrology Service which leaves tomorrow, investigating the Vela Incident, which in 1979 reported to be a Nuclean Aerial explosion or a metor strike. They have promised me passage to Mc Donald Island, on their way to Melbourne.

I think that Capt P Badinage must be mistaken and is probably referring to Joshia Selman-Troytt who we learn from Miss Felicity Lauiti Paenui (Nee Snodgrass) from her posting on this web site Friday, June 25th 1999, was interred in Methodist Chapel graveyard on Funafuti Tuvalu, in the South Pacific.

Surely it was Josiah who railed against his brother Jeremy (uncle of JST of note)that Capt P Badinage is referring to.

When Capt Lars Norkopping and his rough sailors, hoist me aboard their converted whaler for the six month voyage into uncharted waters, I will endeavour to write more.

Until then, its time for Mr Ambrose to bowl this maiden over.

TTFN

AST
English Harbour
Antigua
23 Nov 2007

I write from the warmth of a beach near Ocho Rios.

After many years as a loyal assistant to Mr Finlayson, I have been turned over for a young strumpet with furtive looks and a pneumatic bosom. Davina, indeed!

I who have, for these many years, researched the smallest of Mr Finlayson's auto-masturbatory prosthetic additions, cast aside, my firmer years behind me, to lay prostrate on this beach, oiled, massaged and otherwise fondled by native boys.

The ignominy.

AST
Ochos Rios
Jamica
22nd November 2007

I am having this missive relayed to the wide world by an anoymous (to me) agent. Since somewhat distant and mostly barren landscape and in summer time below zero external temperatures, the bleakness of my surroundings leave often plenteous hours of self examination.

A world about my homeland.

No landing was made on the islands until March 1855, when sealers from the Corinthian led by Captain Erasmus Darwin Rogers went ashore, at a place called Oil Barrel Point. In the sealing period from 1855–1880, a number of American sealers spent a year or more on the island, living in appalling conditions in dark smelly huts, also at Oil Barrel Point. At its peak the community consisted of 200 people. By 1880, most of the seal population had been wiped out and the sealers left the island. In all, more than 100,000 barrels of elephant seal oil was produced during this period.

It was during this time that Joshua Selman-Troytt, in search of a good oil for putty sealant, spent 4 years stranded on Heard.

I have, in my posession, his hand written notes, journals, and mutterings. These all seem to focus on his rage and jealousy for his brother, Jeremy.

Should you wish to obtain these, send word by whaler, post restante, melbourne. Where from a cutter, or some other bark, may ferry me your response.

It may take some time for this mesage to come to you, as I am short of bottles, from which to cast this letter, hence, I have sealed it in to a cocoon made from volcanic basalt and penguin guano.

With God's speed and good fortune, it will make a good landfall.

Sincerely,
P. Badinage (Capt, Retired)
Oil Barrel Point
Mc Donald Island.
15 March 1927.

In Moscow we stare bleakly at the future and drink the contents of our fire extinguishers in place of even the cheapest rubbing alcohol.

This is because most citizens are poor in spirit (ha ha!) as well as wealth, and have no prospects and no sense of humour. Beyond that, everything is fine.

If you are Russian you have the choice of being rich, brash, ruthless, vulgar, cold-hearted, cheap, and without taste ... or all of these.

I am all of these ...

Spaceba

Post Scriptovski. I am loving your new site look too much you Western decadent babes. Here in Moscow we have no problem with impotence, because no one can get erection when filled with 100% grain alcohol so women expect no better and are not disappointed. So instead of floppy cold intercourse in a freezing alley they try to look for hot UK passport held by bald, desperate Englishman.

by the power of Mugabe we see magic worked upon the world, turning what was good and clean into something pestilential, corrupt and obscene.

Mugabe needs a consultation with this Selman-Troytt character, not only to prove to him that his brain is rotting but to explore why his foreskin is tougher than elephant hide. As far as i can see, the whole Mugabe administration suffered an explosive communal bowel movement a long time ago, and out of it stepped Robert.

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Please discourage such outrageous vulgarities, in future. Otherwise, I shall be required to taken legal recourse against this website.

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