Sitting in the tranquillity of my offices, on a drowsy, warm summer's afternoon such as this one, with the distant traffic of Piccadilly no more than a muted rumble, it seems impossible for me to comprehend that a scant seventy years1 separates the comforting order of a contented post-war Britain from the chaos and upheaval that typified the closing decades of the last century.
Everyday life in the Victorian England of 1850 must have been, I imagine, much as we know it today (excepting the convenience of modern things like aeroplanes, televisions, radios, toothpaste, Vaseline, bakelite, Vim and torpedoes, obviously) in the sense that there was a predictability to existence that must have been a great comfort to those living at that time. No one likes to live not knowing what will happen from one second to the next because it can lead to confusion and discomfort, even insanity. In those days, and within certain limits, people knew what their morrow would bring and could foretell the availability of everyday items, goods and services, and could look forward to purchasing horse feed, trousers, hair tonic, curling tongs, nails, soup or chisels as and when these things were needed in their homes. The prices of such goods and staples, although prone to a little fluctuation over the preceding decades in accordance with prevailing economic conditions, remained more or less within known limits, so that the prices of bread or shoes had increased little in real terms since 1796, when flour and leather were both deregulated. Even a pane of glass, although still a low-priority item for many who were dying of starvation, had not become more expensive. In fact, by 1850 advances in technology and manufacturing processes meant that the price of glass had actually been falling steadily in real terms for the previous twenty-three years, allowing increasing quantities of it to be bought and stored against possible future volatility in the domestic economy.
Those homes containing no glass at all would receive a visit from a single glazing salesman in the employ of Selman-Troytt Direct, the sales team managed and trained by Silbius Blake, a direct sales co-ordinator and highly sought-after motivational speaker. The process was simple. Generally the salesman would call in the evening and begin by using persuasive promotional literature to explain the benefit of having glass installed. He would then sit right through the night with the family while they considered the matter. During the overnight vigil he would explain that the choice was entirely theirs, but that if they failed to purchase the installation there was always a possibility that their children might be abducted. Most then agreed to the installation without further fuss, although a few, who found their children a burdensome nuisance, took advantage of the opportunity to refuse.
They were co-ordinated by Ned Shapley (left), a one-time butcher's apprentice and suet packer, who had been dismissed from his post for stealing bacon rinds while they were still on the bacon. Shapley accepted the dismissal with equanimity but flew into a rage when told to hand back his apron. Thereafter he underwent a metamorphosis which saw him turn into a very violent and aggressive adolescent. Henceforth he had little affection for bacon and would often refuse it when it was offered. Under Jonah's patronage he displayed a remarkable talent for gang leadership by combining two ingenious ideas. First, he linked remuneration to results thereby allowing the boys to determine their own weekly income and then devolved recruitment to the gang members themselves, thereby giving them a vested interest in the exponential growth of the gang and its productivity. His system worked as follows: Ned would recruit a boy, equip him with a catapult, and then pay him a small commission for every window he broke with it. If that boy recruited another window breaker then he would receive a small commission on a percentage of his recruit's breakages, as well as on his own breakages. If the new recruit subsequently recruited someone else, then both boys 'above' him in the recruitment line would benefit from a small percentage of his breakages, and so on. Ned christened the idea 'Network Breaking' and it was fantastically successful as a recruitment tool. The gangs spread so fast and so far that the sound of breaking glass echoed from Kent to Kirkcaldy within months.
Such companies were often christened so as to inspire trust and suggest kindness and moral progress (the Friendly Temperance and Glazing Insurance Institution, for example) but in reality they were no more than a thin faηade that masked the identities of a loose affiliation of entrepreneurs, included the Selman-Troytt Triumvirate and an increasing number of their contacts, friends and acquaintances eager to take advantage of the huge profits accruing to the 'protection' companies. So quick was the return on investment, and so large the profit, that Joseph's original concept spawned dozens of similar organisations as others in the business world sought to grab the money on offer. And it was not only those in commerce who showed themselves vulnerable to the lure of profit, for considerable political influence was required for these schemes to function at all! Many of these companies had been incorporated by act of parliament and therefore required those with political power to act as advocates for their establishment, sparking rumours that some political figures had been susceptible to bribery. Over the ensuing years the extent to which politicians and other senior establishment figures were being 'influenced by profit' became the subject of increasing discussion and scandal. Public confidence in government was being tested by an ironic situation one in which citizens had good reason to see themselves as helpless victims of corruption, for the very people they elected, and to whom they were then forced to turn for protection from exploitation, were in many cases responsible for the distresses their constituents endured!
| THE POLITICAL CRISIS
ADDRESS OF MR CAMPBELL-BANNERMAN TO THE ELECTORS
(FROM THE PRESS ASSOCIATION)
Mr Campbell-Bannerman last night issued the following address to the electors of the Western Division of Birmingham:- Gentlemen, - It affects me gravely that I must stand here before you today under circumstances unparalleled in the history of this country. Mr Gladstone, in issuing the Liberal Party's manifesto upon which our election victory was fought and won, asked electors to consider two important matters. The first of these was the continuing matter referred to as the Irish Question to whit the fact that Ireland is greatly in arrears of England and Scotland in the matter of local government and he advocated the grant of enlarged powers for the management of their own affairs to different portions of the United Kingdom, |
subject to well-defined conditions for maintaining the supremacy of the crown, the unity of the Empire, and the necessary authority of Parliament.
The second matter was that of the insidious effect of greed and profit in corrupting good men through easy gains. I intend to deal with the more important of these tonight, and shall give my attention in full to the Glazing Question, and the allegations of increasing corruptibility of figures in positions of respect, trust and authority. (Hear, hear.) It has long been a matter of regret to all Christians that the souls of some men can be diverted from a righteous path by the lure of commercialism. That much is known and accepted, albeit we begrudge to acknowledge it; but when such pestilence is seen to spread into the established church, into the elected representatives of this great nation, into its public servants and into its aristocracy, |
then no man can continue to avert his gaze if he consider himself a Christian.- (Loud Applause.)
(500 words omitted. Ed)
The Tory party has suffered deeply in the estimation of all honest men because of the intrigues of Lord Randolph Churchill in Belfast last July. - (Applause.) But now we see that the Tory party has shown its proper colours when Lord Salisbury, with brutal frankness, begs leave to introduce a bill to deregulate the supply of glass and to remove the limits on trading and speculating in the shares of those companies which profit directly or indirectly from this hideous trade. If you aid Lord Salisbury in attempting that Policy you will be participants in a political and humanitarian crime which would be one of the blackest in the world. (Very Loud Applause.) (Remainder omitted. Ed) |
Both men were brought back before the committee and questioned again. Both finally admitted to lying under oath only when it became clear that their repeated denials were convincing no one. However, when it was explained to them that by lying they had traded away their honour and dignity, thereby making themselves 'worthless' in the process, neither was able to follow the argument and it required several repetitions before they were able to comprehend the suggested connections between action and consequence.
Lord Archer (left) a bellicose, belligerent and flamboyant braggart with a liking for the dramatic (he always appeared at public functions dressed in ermine and holding a small cat in each hand) suggested that he could best make restitution to the electorate by setting down the details of his life in a play which he was convinced 'could be performed daily for the entertainment and edification of the people'. Although he was persistent about the value and attractiveness of the proposal, he finally and grudgingly dropped the suggestion when the riotous mirth of the committee emphasised the absurdity of the notion that anyone could be interested. It was explained to him by a sympathetic colleague multiple times, for Archer was unable to grasp the concept that he was widely regarded as a fraud and a bore, and that the public considered him a rather pathetic figure.
"Life is an extraordinary thing. Since birth I have always known that I was special, gifted, entertaining, interesting, awe-inspiring and popular. Therefore to be told that others regard me as pompous, dishonest, boring, worthless and irritating requires not only a major shift in my perceptions but the capability to credit their opinion above my own. Even now I am convinced that they are wrong.
Furthermore, it has been suggested to me that the world will be a better place once rid of me, so that the devil of ambition that resides within me can never again embarrass me or anyone else. Once again I call these advisers misguided. They say I should call for the devil within me to be pressed out! I say they are wrong, and call upon you, my friends, to support me in my claim that no devil resides within me. I call upon you to endorse my popularity by denouncing my accusers. Have I your support in this hour of my greatest need?" |
A group of glaziers in the Midlands decided, at great personal risk given the political climate, to take their own stand against the tactics of those who sought to control their glazing supplies, their livelihoods and their working practices. Dubbed the 'Dudley Five' by The Times newspaper, they formed the Midlands Glaziers Union (MGU) and began campaigning for support in local towns and villages. Their aims were those of all simple working men:
Cranberry, who had a violent predilection for breaking a victim's lower jaw by pulling down on it until it snapped off, was a part-time lay-preacher of the Baptist faith and a philatelist of great repute. He had a debilitating dependence on alcohol particularly 'rubbing alcohol' applied briskly to the inner thighs to toughen the skin against abrasion when mounting his wife which led him to extreme rages when he was out of the comforting confines of Chapel and the ministrations of his congregation.